Friday, November 17, 2006

New Voice at SearchAnyway




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Saturday, November 04, 2006

Mckibbins West Island Halloween Party - Pimp my costume

This year's Halloween party was a complete success and featured everything one could want; from foreign dead people, to hot Bavarian waitresses, to a guy wearing a garbage can with a beer holder, our macabre celebration at McKibbins was great fun. It started off with Jess, her mother and myself forcibly attending someone's house Halloween party, with Pam clearly the winner of best costume sporting her freaky hybrid Frankenstein / Einstein ensemble, becoming in essence Frank Einstein. The emerald green makeup covering her face and hands gave her definite Frankenstein credentials, while the struck-by-lighting hair, lab coat, glasses and clipboard made every inch the German scientist. And if that wasn’t enough, Pam had fashioned herself a friendly “Frank Einstein” nametag to remove all confusion and induce pearls of laughter.

Jess and I got to McKibbins and were soon joined by all types of freaks, monsters and Hollywood royalty. For some reason Blogger won’t let me upload all the pics on one post, so I’ll be splitting this in two.
















Igal and his wife, Olga, as the perfect couple. The husband is dead so he doesn’t ever have to lift a finger around the house while the wife is sexy witch who turns men into drooling, hapless idiots without ever needing to resort to a spells.


















And the drinking commences. It was $50 open bar – I think Halloween might seriously replace Christmas as the most wonderful time of the year.




















A touch of class amongst pimps and slutty cops, Tania aka Audrey Hepburn finally got to use that cigarette holder she’s been saving.

















Natalie as the devil – who’d of thought it? I still don’t know who’s pimping who in this picture.















Jess was such a perfect slutty cop that I had to truly fight an almost overpowering urge to commit crime. I was ready to tell her that I was smuggling in drugs from Columbia in hopes of a full-body search.




















This will be fun to explain at our wedding. “Well you see, it’s a funny story. I was running hoes and Jess was patrolling the streets. One thing led to another…now she’s employee of the month.”